Out on the town !
oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god
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“I find it so moving that you are the way you are.”— Ernest Hemingway
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i present the formula for creating excellent/strange insults:
adjective + curse word + noun
- no one asked for your opinion, you abominable shit goblin
- i fail to understand how you’ve become such a reprehensible fuck waffle
- get out of my way, you sorry excuse for an intolerable ass pastry
- i cannot believe that such an illiterate twat truck could ever be remotely polite
- maybe if you weren’t such a troublesome goddamn elbow, we could get some things done around here
i see no one has reblogged my post. is it because you undeserving fuck llamas are afraid of the truth
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